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What? No fuck you. I don't want to tell anyone about me because i'm a god damn polar bear.

Think I give a shit? I eat seals.





If you are reading this still fuck you.

˙noʎ ʞɔnɟ ןןıʇs sıɥʇ ƃuıpɐǝɹ ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟı







˙sןɐǝs ʇɐǝ ı ¿ʇıɥs ɐ ǝʌıƃ ı ʞuıɥʇ

˙ɹɐǝq ɹɐןod uɯɐp poƃ ɐ ɯ,ı ǝsnɐɔǝq ǝɯ ʇnoqɐ ǝuoʎuɐ ןןǝʇ oʇ ʇuɐʍ ʇ,uop ı ˙noʎ ʞɔnɟ ou ¿ʇɐɥʍ

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BORED AS SHIT HERES A MEME posted Mar 18th 2011, 1:42PM
Mood: Content
ABOUT ME MEME

- Name: Nick. Or V-Bear. Or Vanilla Bear. Or Mufasa. Or Chewie. TAKE YOUR PICK SLUT
- Single or taken: Taken like a cake by a fat kid
- Sex: m-m-m-male!
- Birthday: 01/10/1991
- Sign: Fuck you
- Hair color: I'm a blonde asshole
- Eye colorrown. Like shit.
- Height: 5'10''
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Straight as a board.

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F A S H I O N | S T U F F
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- Favorite place to shop for clothes?: /shrug
- Favorite designer: levi
- What is your sexiest outfit?: The fuck? Do I have a sexy outfit?
- What is your most comfortable outfit?: Basketball shorts and a t-shirt
- What do you usually wear?: same as above
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S P E C I F I C S
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- What kind of shampoo do you use?: head n shoulders
- What are you listening to right now?: Bad Company by Bad Company
- Who is the last person that called you?: My mom.
- How many buddies are online right now?: 0 because fuck everyone on here. bunch of bitches and hoes.
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F A V O R I T E S
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- Food: Potatoes. Thats it.
- Girls' names: Julia, Sarah, Scarlet
- Boys' names: Hector, Nick, Fedor
- Subjects in school: History.
- Animals: POLAR BEARS YOU SLUT
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H A V E | Y O U | E V E R
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- Given anyone a bath?: No.
- Smoked?: All the time.
- Bungee jumped?: Nope.
- Made yourself throw up?: hell no.
- Skinny dipped?: Yes.
- Ever been in love?: yup..
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: I fought my way outta trouble yo
- Pictured your crush naked?: God yes.
- Actually seen your crush naked?: Nope.
- Cried when someone died?: God no. Should be thankful they lived, not cry like a bitch when they get to go to Heaven.
- Lied: when I have to.
- Fallen for your best friend?: Yes.
- Used someone?: Define used..
- Done something you regret?: Nope.
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C U R R E N T
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- Clothes: Socks, shorts, t-shirt, coca-cola boxers.
- Desktop picture: American swearing in creed for military.
- CD in player: System of a Down
- DVD in player: None.

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L A S T | P E R S O N
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- You touched: eh
- Hugged: lol my friend Kevin.
- You kissed: NOT KEVIN
- You IMed: Jikail
- Talk to online: My friend Wilson
- You sexed it up with: my broom
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A R E | Y O U
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- Understanding?: More often than not.
- Open-minded?: About what? gays? no. Drugs? Yes.
- Arrogant?: God yes i'm an American, soon to be in the Corps so i'll be the fucknig best in the world.
- Insecure?: Nope!
- Random?: Yes.
- Hungry?: No.
- Smart?: Street smart.
- Moody?: Ew no.
- Organized?: As organized as can be.
- Shy?: hell no.
- Difficult?: 100%
- Bored easily?: Depends on how big your rack is
- Obsessed?: No.
- Angry?: Sometimes.
- Happy?: All the time
- Hyper?: Only when drunk
- Trusting?: Sadly, yes.
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R A N D O M
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- In the morning I: get up, work out, eat a bowl of cereal, go to college.
- Love is: an asshole who takes everything from you and shits in your cheerios but you still want it for some reason.
- I dream about: A special girl I have not seen or spoken to properly in a while..
- Sexual preference: With a girl. Im pretty much good after that.
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: Eyes. HAVE to have pretty eyes.
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W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R
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- Coke or Pepsi: Coke
- Flowers or candy: Neither both are gay
- Tall or short: Tall girls are fucking hot. Short girls are adorable.

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W H O
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- Makes you laugh the most: My friends.
- Makes you smile: My darling
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Good: My darling
Funny/bad: an ex

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D O | Y O U | E V E R
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- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: At times, but Im over that bullshit now.
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: God no. I have too much fun being a dude drinking, playin with mah dick, doin military jobs that arent open to women
- Wish you were younger?: Eh, not really.
- Cry because someone said something to you?: LOL no.

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N U M B E R
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- Of times I have had my heart broken?: YIKES. 2.5
- Of guys I've kissed: 0.5
- Of girls I've kissed: 9
- Of Cd's I own: Like 30
- Of scars on my body: 10.
Comments (3)

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bruises and muffins Says: (Nov 15th 2011, 2:31AM)
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meow?

meow meow meow

;w; are you still here?
Baja Skyline Says: (Jul 28th 2011, 9:31PM)
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OH SO NOW YOU'RE BACK.
Charms Pinehill Says: (Jul 21st 2011, 5:30AM)
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I miss your rough polar bear sex
L tree Says: (Jul 10th 2011, 7:44AM)
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Now I know you were just trolling me all along :c
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Beached SPERMwhale Says: (Mar 26th 2011, 2:43AM)
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HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK, NO.
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Shout

People who will never come back


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Omegle lol
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You: Hi
You: Balls didnt touch.
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi.
Stranger: What?
You: Huh
Stranger: You said balls didnt touch?
You: THEY DIDNT OK IM NOT FUCKING GAY
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You: Hey i just fapped.
Stranger: howdy
You: what are you, a cowboy?
Stranger: no
You: And you type slow. Are you from china.
You: Are you a chinese cowboy.
You: you're a god damn chinese cowboy! thats badass
You: what do you ride
Stranger: fuck
You: What the hell is a Fuck
Stranger: thank you
You: You're welcome
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You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: is it gay if some guy licked my balls
You: ?
Stranger: only if youre a guy
You: if it means anything i didnt like it
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Stranger: こんちゃ
You: Are you speaking anime?
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Stranger: hi asl
You: I just pooped
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: Fuck
You: Er.
You: Jelly beans
You: What.
Stranger: oh
You: what is your problem you spaz
Stranger: no
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Stranger: Hello
You: Whoops ferret in my butt
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: Hey.
Stranger: Asl?
You: 63 female france
Stranger: Nice
Stranger: Sexy actualy
You: my wrinkles feel good
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: I'm a god damn polar bear.
Stranger: hello
You: Think I give a shit?
Stranger: oh cool
You: I eat seals.
Stranger: nope
You: Yeah.
You: I fucking do.
Stranger: polar bears give no shit
You: I give no shit.
You: Cept shitting on baby seals.
Stranger: so hows that shrinking ice layer treating you
You: Horrible thanks to obama
Stranger: man that guy just fucks everything up
You: I kno.
You: Everything.
You: i took a shit this morning, didn't come out as planned. Then u turn on the tv and obama is doing some bullshit in the world
You: Thats why my shit didnt come out
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